A whale is not a fish

July 19, 2026

Because you and your opportunity to dress well and stylishly are not irrelevant to us. If, for example, the invitation says: 'Suit summery festive' - then we have something for you. The 'Brian' suit right here. Made of linen. Unlined and light and beautiful, with high-waisted trousers, and the nice thing about these high-waisted trousers is also: You can tuck your tie in there, just like a waiter. And before the hate mail is typed into the keyboard with foam at the mouth: You can. You don't have to. The, um, young man in the photo did it anyway, you can like it or not. And by the way, there will be a separate email from us about the tie, because it's new, available soon, and only two last remaining looms in our beautiful federal republic of Germany master this special, particular weave. "Still" - as Jürgen would say.

Back to the suit: a great summer suit, perfect for any garden party. Or, for you, of course: park. If someone now says: 'But in the pictures the man is in the studio, how are we supposed to imagine that?', then we think: 'Phew', imagine something we'd rather leave uncommented here, and think of something. Wait. And just like that, the next person comes around the corner and says: 'It all looks great, but is the suit also available in blue?' Here again, we jump for joy, run to the filing cabinet and pull out the circular email from March 20th from the clear folder. The topic then was: Suit 'Ferry', so to speak 'Brian' in blue. On request, we will send you this issue again by pneumatic tube. Either way: Brian, Ferry, beige, blue – both very good suits (and yes, Brian with a Y, but that's another story).

Well, that's all from us again. We're going out now to look for stag beetles, not in a summer suit, but in Engelbert Strauss workwear. You know: As is well known, "we don't care about anything." Stay tuned until next week, perhaps then with an excursion into the depths of our Google reviews. The best one right away: "The noodles were overcooked and the Coke had no fizz. stay away."

Will do. Happy Friday.​